Sorry I'd been gone a couple of days. I was trying to catch up with work, and trust me, there are few things less joyful than debugging code.
Anyway, came back and finally got the title. A week or two ago, I actually spent time respawning and jumping off cliffs over and over again. I know I went above 30 (I counted), but still no dice. Today, I saw a cliff, decided I was suicidal, and took the plunge. Without further ado...